After the surrender of 90,000 odd soldiers of the Pakistani Army to the Indian Army in the Bangladesh war in December 1971, the disrupted diplomatic relations between India and Pakistan were re-established through the Shimla agreement of 1972.

Soon thereafter, an Indian diplomat gets invited for dinner by a high-ranking Pakistani official. After dinner, the host leads the Indian diplomat to the washroom at his request. In the washroom, the Indian diplomat notices the photo of General Jagjit Singh Aurora (Army Commander of Indian Army’s Eastern Command and the Indian hero of the 1971 Indo-Pak war) hung inside the toilet. But he says nothing after he comes out.

Curious, the Pakistani host asks “Did you see any Photo in the Toilet?” The Indian diplomat admits “Yes, I saw the Photo of General Jagjit Singh Aurora inside.”

The host’s mischief continues: “Do you have any problem with its placement? If so, we can settle it diplomatically!”

The Indian diplomat answers: “None whatsoever. The placement is perfect. Nothing makes Pakistanis shit quicker than the sight of General Jagjit Singh Arora!”